This is the plain and simple version:
I am committed to ensuring that your privacy is protected. Should I ask you to provide certain information by which you can be identified when using this website, then you can be assured that it will only be used in accordance with this privacy statement.
I may change this policy from time to time by updating this page. You should check this page from time to time to ensure that you are happy with any changes. This policy is effective from 1st May 2010.
I will receive the following information if you fill out the Contact form on this site:
Comments you leave
I will not use this information except in the way in which you intend, i.e. to make contact with me in order to communicate a comment or question. This means I will not keep or use that information for any other purpose.
I am committed to ensuring that your information is secure. In order to prevent unauthorised access or disclosure, I have put in place suitable physical and electronic procedures to safeguard and secure the information.
My website may contain links to other websites of interest. However, once you have used these links to leave my site, you should note that I do not have any control over that other website. Therefore, I cannot be responsible for the protection and privacy of any information which you provide whilst visiting such sites and such sites are not governed by this privacy statement. You should exercise caution and look at the privacy statement applicable to the website in question.
I will not sell, distribute or lease your personal information to third parties unless I have your permission or are required by law to do so. I will not use your personal information to send you promotional information about third parties.
You may request details of personal information which I hold about you under the UK Data Protection Act 1998. If you would like a copy of the information held on you please contact me, although it will already have been deleted if a reply to was not necessary or you and I do not wish to be in future contact with one another.
If you believe that any information I might be holding on you is incorrect or incomplete, please conact me as soon as possible, using the Contact form. I will promptly correct any information found to be incorrect.
The information contained in this website is for general information purposes only. The information is provided by me and while I endeavour to keep the information up to date and correct, I make no representations or warranties of any kind, express or implied, about the completeness, accuracy, reliability, suitability or availability with respect to the website or the information, products, services, or related graphics contained on the website for any purpose. Any reliance you place on such information is therefore strictly at your own risk.
In no event will I be liable for any loss or damage including without limitation, indirect or consequential loss or damage, or any loss or damage whatsoever arising from loss of data or profits arising out of, or in connection with, the use of this website.
Through this website you are able to link to other websites which are not under my control. I have no control over the nature, content and availability of those sites. The inclusion of any links does not necessarily imply a recommendation or endorsement of the views expressed within them.
Every effort is made to keep the website up and running smoothly. However, I take no responsibility for, and will not be liable for, the website being temporarily unavailable due to technical issues beyond my control.
If you use the Contact form on my site and send me any information about you I will not keep it, store it, copy it, pass it on, sell it, or use it for commercial or any other purposes whatsoever, except to contact you if that’s what your feedback to me requires.
Er, that’s it.
This is the lawyer’s version: